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IMPORTANT -- READ CAREFULLY BEFORE USING THIS WEBSITE: This License Agreement for certain dgiVista.org, [un]Ltd. Products ("License Agreement") is a legal agreement between you (either an individual or an entity, including but not limited to the undead or fictional authors in the vein of JD Salinger in WP Kinsella's Shoeless Joe Jackson novel) and dgiVista.org, [un]Ltd. and its suppliers, supporters (athletic and otherwise), upstairs neighbours, former junior high school classmates, alcoholic passengers on the #19 trolley bus eastbound on Kingsway towards Metrotown after 2:15 am, and licensors (collectively "dgi") for the dgiVista.org, [un]Ltd. software ("Software"). The Software may include any of the following dgiVista.org, [un]Ltd. products including any combination of such products and Beta versions of the products (collectively, "dgiVista.org, [un]Ltd. Products"): Spelunking 6.02b4 (basic version) and Spelunking 6.03 Plus (together, "Spelunking"); FrenchHorn 2 (basic version) and FrenchHorn 2 Plus (together, "FrenchHorn"); and WarCrimesTribunal 4.1312 (basic version), WarCrimesTribunal Express and WarCrimesTribunal 4.2 Plus (together, "WarCrimesTribunal"). You may experience only ONE copy of the Website Software per hour, per IP address. But I will choose to not enforce this, even though I could. By accessing the website, installing, copying or otherwise using the Website Software, you agree to be bound by the terms of this License Agreement. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THE TERMS OF THIS LICENSE AGREEMENT, CLICK ON THIS LINK. Your future will then be in your hands.

YOU AGREE THAT YOUR USE OF THE WEBSITE SOFTWARE ACKNOWLEDGES THAT YOU HAVE READ THIS LICENSE, UNDERSTAND IT, AND AGREE TO BE BOUND BY ITS TERMS AND CONDITIONS, SO HELP YOU GOD, YAHWEH, KRISHNA, KALI, BUDDHA, OR THE INEFFIBLE (INEFFABLE?) TAO.

ANY THIRD PARTY SOFTWARE, INCLUDING ANY THIRD PARTY’S PLUG-IN, THAT MAY BE PROVIDED WITH THE WEBSITE SOFTWARE (OR ITS DIRECT HEIRS, PUBLIC TRANSIT PASSES OR THIRD GRADE FRENCH TEACHERS) IS INCLUDED FOR USE AT YOUR OPTION. FNORD. IF YOU CHOOSE TO USE SUCH THIRD PARTY SOFTWARE, THEN SUCH USE SHALL BE GOVERNED BY SUCH THIRD PARTY'S LICENSE AGREEMENT (VIEWABLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE CUP OF ANY BLIZZARD PRODUCT AT ANY DAIRY QUEEN STORE IN THE PACIFIC TIME ZONE ON THURSDAYS AND SUNDAYS WHOSE DATE IS AN ODD NUMBER), AN ELECTRONIC COPY OF WHICH WILL BE INSTALLED IN THE APPROPRIATE dgiVista.org, [un]Ltd. PRODUCT FOLDER, CAPSULE, OR GLOVE COMPARTMENT OF SMALL EARLY 80'S VOLVOS ON YOUR COMPUTER UPON INSTALLATION OF THE WEBSITE SOFTWARE (maybe, maybe not). dgiVista.org, [un]Ltd. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY THIRD PARTY’S SOFTWARE AND SHALL HAVE NO LIABILITY FOR YOUR USE OF THIRD PARTY SOFTWARE. BECAUSE WE COULDN'T BE LIABLE EVEN IF WE TRIED.

1. GRANT OF LICENSE. dgiVista.org, [un]Ltd. hereby grants to you a non-exclusive license to viewing the Website Software and any related documentation ("Documentation") subject to the following terms:

a) You may: (i) use the Website Software on any single computer; (i.a) you're sitting on an ergonomically sound chair/unit, (ii) use the Website Software on a second computer so long as the first and second computers are not used simultaneously (excepting, of course if the second computer is turned off or similarly (though not exclusively) otherwise not connected to the Internet); and (iii) copy the Website Software for back-up and archival purposes, provided any copy must contain all of the original Website Software's proprietary notices. Or the name of your cat. If you have no cat, the name of your least admired Saturday Night Live cast member (excluding Phil Hartman, for obvious (and sentimental) reasons).

b) The Software may include certain plug-in components ("Plug-Ins"), including the SmallBungeeCord Control, Java plug-in, and dgiVista.org, [un]Ltd. WayOutThereBaby plug-in. You may only call to or otherwise use such Plug-Ins through the use of the really hoopy applications available on the cd-rom that came with the purchase of the aforementioned blizzard product. Any direct use of Plug-Ins through a non-dgiVista.org, [un]Ltd. proprietary application, including a custom or user-written application is prohibited by this Agreement. Don't even try me on that one. You'll lose and it will be painful and traumatizing to us all...and then so much for world peace. Sheesh.

c) dgiVista.org, [un]Ltd. may modify this License Agreement with respect to free versions of the Website Software upon 14 days written notice to you, including notice via the communications features described below. Or if I just decide so. We also reserve the right to charge you US$4.12 per page hit, assuming your knowledge of Louis XIV (the Sun King) is not greater than mine, or if your primary automobile inhales more motor oil than my former 1991 Mazda 626. Otherwise, the charge will (maybe) (at our discretion) be in Canadian or Libyan funds. Don't tell the Americans though.

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