The grocery bag

my people are strange sometimes.

tonight, the one with gonads held open this large white plastic grocery bag in front of me.

like i'd wanna get in it. duh.

then he moved it over my head. so ya. i bolted. but i got my head caught in the handle thing.

i ran into the messy room trying to get the damn thing off and it just got more lodged on.

so i just went into the people.being.lazy room and sat there. and sat and sat and sat.

finally, gonad.boy took it off.

at least he brushed me.